Everyone has them. Some are minor, while others seem to drive you over the edge. What are they? Pet peeves. Those things that annoy us. What annoys you and why? What drives you nuts?
Do you want me to write a book about my “pet peeves”? I can. You are playing with fire when asking me about my “pet peeves”. Let me tell you a little about myself. Have you ever seen the show “Curb Your Enthusiasm”? Basically, it is a show about Larry David and the things that annoy him. It is a rough draft of my life.
First off, let me tell you about the human condition. People see things as they are. But when someone makes a statement that is above and beyond the norm, that becomes the new norm. My standard example is the phrase “Three sheets”. I have heard people say “He was 10 sheets to the wind!” “Oh my gosh! that girl was like, 20 sheets!”
When does it end? 1000 sheets? 10,0000 sheets? Eventually the phrase will be 1,000,000 sheets to the wind. Well, the phrase is 3 sheets, which is why I use it as it is intended; 3 sheets to the wind is the proper phrase and I refuse to go any more sheets.
Another “pet peeve” of mine is “like”, as in “he was, like, totally being ridiculous”. If he was being ridiculous, own up to it. You don’t have to quantify you statement with “like”. “I was like, don’t go there!” If you don’t want me to go there, then just say it, you don’t have to act as in a way that you were “like” something. If you don’t want me to go ‘there’ then own up to it.
Another one is ‘totally’. The majority of the time ‘totally’ does not apply to the sentiment being expressed. ‘Totally’ is a word made to express the notion encompassing all of the things. But in the vernacular, ‘totally’ has come to be a statement which encompasses only the feelings the person had at a given moment.
I could go on, and on. But for the sake of time, I will stop here. If you wish, you can inquire about more of my pet peeves, but do so at you own risk.